Warning:
this movie contains words like
office, shit
free software
office may be a registered trademark
who knows
shit is bad language
free software is
archaism
POLICE
clean up
do you have your software legally? get away from the computer, don't phone and don't speak
what the fsck you want?
we have a warrant to search, show me your cerfiticates of legality of your software?
i have none, you fsck
well, we'll better see ourselves
ugh.. and what's this?
that's "unplugged"
an old trick... burned "office"?
nay, audio cd
u2, rake over
oki boss
we're sorry. we're just doing our job. have a nice day :-)
that's unbelievable
daddy, what is legal hardware?
/home/video presents:
in
legality check of your software. get away from the computer, don't phone and don't speak
everything is legal
nah, don't tell
what's that!
wait guys, what are you doing here. it seems .. that .. everything is all right
in that case, we are very sorry
come on guys, we're going
i cannot make it, big brother
the whole world is using illegal software and...
i think i'm unable to stop them
there is one more way
there is one big security hole wandering through the world
it's secret is only for the chosen
and even they are able to use it only after a tough and painful training
do you want to go this long and hard way?
yes, i do
so, this is your first task
take off your tie and put on a t-shirt
you know more, than we think
big brother is watching
big sister is watching too
your training has finished
may the hole be with you
he uses legal software, daddy doesn't
we must not make a single mistake
yup, right
ehm, ss
how to survive a inquisition? tatranky opavia
hi, honey
i'm fine
i can't speak right now. we're on a raid
no, not on a ride, honey, on a raid
with boys, you know
yes. so do i. i'll call you back later, right?
bye, bye
come in
what's that? shoes on?
ohh, sorry
legality check of your software
lay away from the computer, don't phone and don't speak
do you want some tea?
not for me
yup. i'd like to have some
and also not for them
my god. switch the computer off!
that was only a reading-lamp
and what about the mouse?
he can never remember that
show me the vaccination certificate...
erm - certificate of legality of your software
i have none
how come?
i use only free software
shit
watch your mouth
sorry
so, what have we here?
linux
pardon me?
i'm sorry - gnu/linux
hmm. and over there?
also gnu/linux
and what's this?
that's only monitor and keyboard
he's right
tell me, where are your installed applications?
type e c h o, space, dollar sign and capital p a t h
nice. so, one after another
show me your original install cd or license for program adduser
it's on the disk. in slash usr slash share
spelled s h a r e
slash doc slash adduser slash copyright
show me your original install cd or license for program acroread
usr share doc acroread copyright
license for program mc
usr share doc mc copyright
xterm
usr share doc xterm copyright
nothing
usr share doc nothing copyright
use the hole! use the hole!
ahh!
that's impossible!
now you can safely confiscate this computer
you will go with us. resistence is futile.
from now on, everything you programm can and will be used against you.
you have the right to make one phone call to 0609 512 256
and one e-mail to askbill@microsoft.com
all your naked computers will be dismantled, reformatted and recast.
take him away
i told you - take him away!
this is cheat. this is cheat.
starred
sw policeman, hacker
big brother, cop with black glasses
second cop, softwareless
russian illegal software providers
guinea-pig rabbit ferda
email homepage helpline complaints
crew
special effects
set design
language consultant
credits
camera boy
designer
editor
screenplay
producer
directed by
sauce and ketchup
this story is completly made up and isn't based on reality, present, past nor future.
any resemblance to anything is clearly intentional.
in this film was used the interior, exterior and foxterior of dormitory of 17. november,
without the knowledge of director of dormitory and manzas of charles university eng. karel höfer.
song "start me up" from the rolling stones was used in this film. rights to it
holds microsoft(tm). they and riaa got no royalty for that from us.
this film propagates racial hatred, but don't worry. they can solve it better than you.
the owner of the camera used to film this movie didn't know, for what it's used.
some animals were tortured, oppressed during filming of this movie.
it's paws wasn't washed before meals and also no teeth cleaning before sleep.
camera boy and most of the cast didn't know, that they were filmed
one actor so liked his part, that he decided to pursue his role in real life.
this movie was made with the help of illegal software and hardware.
the script was stolen from the author right after it's finishing
several naked computers are acting in this movie
the produced and director were eaten by guinea-pigs after finishing this movie
created in /home/video in 2001
english subtitles by petr cech & others